At a glance
The planner with limited hours
1,791
kills
22
recorded deaths
62
sessions
49h 54m
played
Longest session: 3h 34m. Environmental damage leads recorded deaths (8); Charred Twitchers lead recorded kills (256).
Campaign character
Maps, portals, and momentum
- Charted two swamps seeking Moder, planned Queen and Yagluth nights, and set proposed play windows.
- Expanded the Plains base, trapped two lox, then reported four pet lox and invited ambitious architecture.
- Moved portals upstairs and helped save the lox farm after the Ghjall event.
- Organised fortress runs and the remaining Fader push.
- Had limited gaming windows; the campaign treated every available session as a scheduling event.
“I prefer ramming the boat into the coast with a single chest on it and juggling everything around.”
Voj, defining the Ashlands landing methodRunning record
The Voj canon
- “Jesus fuck” was the standard response to large disasters, including a Deep North raid that destroyed half the portals.
- The crew’s finish-line rhetoric became “we gotta complete Valheim before baby.”
- The HMS Mavis was requested for the Ashlands banner because Mavis was happy with the boat.
- The ongoing Conan score dispute included a request to add 100 deaths to Conan’s tally.
- Fzzfzz’s spelling, the “2” bit, and bot timezone arguments all became recurring side quests.
Major consequence
The lox and the Deathsquito
A Deathsquito killed half of the Plains farm. The response was not surrender: it was stable planning, portal work and more reasons to check whether the crew was online.
Recorded field notes
The wider expedition record
- Early combat records place Voj with a bronze atgeir and iron mace; later records show him as the group’s consistent Charred Twitcher cleaner.
- He was a recurring voice around permissions, fixed game nights, who could make the next run, and the logistics that made a short window useful.
- He reported the 11 October Deep North raid that destroyed half the portals. In this campaign, a logistics failure was usually the beginning of another plan.
- The social record runs alongside the game: links, all-caps bursts, Mavis updates and the persistent case for one more Valheim session before the baby arrived.