LaNa is idol · the closer

LaNa

The campaign’s finishing-blow specialist: combat-first, stats-aware, and responsible for every recorded boss ending from Yagluth through the Frozen King.

At a glance

The crossbow answer

1,976
kills
22
recorded deaths
39
sessions
47h 50m
played

Longest session: 3h 13m. Four recorded boss kills by the finale. Deathsquito is the logged nemesis (3 deaths); Goblins lead the kill list (196).

Campaign character

I only seek war

  • Regularly asked for damage, hits, boss-kill and leaderboard figures.
  • Suggested boss fights, including the Queen, and backed the plan up in the ledger.
  • Needled Conan during his New Zealand rants.
  • The group repeatedly called her Linda; the reply was always effectively “I play as LaNa.”
  • Insisted that a disputed act was bare-fisted, not done with a knife.

“I only seek war.”

LaNa, while ostensibly looking for the trader
Boss record

Four decisive endings

  • Yagluth — 20 September; first recorded boss kill.
  • The Queen — 28 September; 293 hits and 35,868 damage in the audited ledger.
  • Fader — 8 October; 184 hits and 34,996.1 damage.
  • Frozen King — 11 October; phase one, all four Aspects, then phase three at 20:00:31.
The last fight

Sixty-two seconds

At 19:47:50 the final boss began summoning echoes of Eikthyr, Elder, Yagluth and Moder—four early bosses without an instrumented kill record. By 19:48:52 LaNa had killed every Aspect. The main boss fell later to her CrossbowGold_BloodLightning: 101 hits and 18,696.0 damage.

Recorded field notes

How the combat profile holds together

  • The earliest logged snapshot already showed a 1h 46m session with 115 kills and no recorded deaths.
  • The campaign record shows both exploration and combat: a trader search immediately became the declaration, “I only seek war.”
  • LaNa was the group’s most persistent consumer of meaningful statistics—average damage, most hits, boss totals—not merely a recipient of scoreboards.
  • The headline boss record comes from the audited kill ledger, which is stronger evidence than any improvised bot leaderboard card.
Campfire piano