Boogerman · the machine

Damo

The high-volume campaign player: long sessions, progression focus, an enormous kill total and an ability to arrive after a day of work and still turn the evening into an expedition.

At a glance

The volume player

4,032
kills
82
recorded deaths
50
sessions
92h 38m
played

Longest session: 7h 18m. Environmental damage is the logged nemesis (24 deaths); Greydwarves lead the kill list (368).

Campaign character

Point the machine at it

  • Focused on progression: proposed the mountain trip for obsidian upgrades and organised group runs such as the Sealed Tower.
  • Often balanced long work days and driving with evening Valheim sessions.
  • Refused AI tools on principle, saying he was computer-literate enough.
  • Reliable participant in the slap and “git gud” exchange.
  • Identified himself as Spartacus when asked who he was playing.

“No, I’m Spartacus.”

Damo
Combat record

The reason the bars look like that

  • Most kills of any player: 4,032.
  • A 2h 10m Fader-era session produced 155 kills, including 65 Blob Mork Minis.
  • A 48-minute session produced 126 kills: 157.6 kills/hour, no deaths.
  • The rough end also exists: eight deaths in 53 minutes, ending with BlobTar.
Post-credits scene

The Jotun Witch

At 20:11:29, eleven minutes after the final boss died, Damo killed a Jotun Witch with PlayerUnarmed: 22 hits. The last combat record of the campaign is an unnecessary bare-hand fight. It is also perfect.

Recorded field notes

A machine with a diary

  • The early ledger contains material movement and group work: copper transfers, swamp-recovery questions and shared expedition setup. It does not prove who mined every resource.
  • The kill total sits beside farming, crafting, running and very long sessions—the progression work that let the party move forward.
  • Damo’s refusal to use AI tools was a stated preference in the campaign record, not a measure of contribution to the social or technical project.
  • The bot’s numerical summaries varied in quality. The preserved event ledger, not the banter cards, is the source for headline totals.
Campfire piano