Profiles draw from the session-intelligence records, player profiles, Discord material, and the campaign ledger. They describe the observed campaign, not the whole person. Select a card for the complete recorded profile.
Rookie · the Chief / the organiser
1,112 kills · 72 deaths · 56 sessions · 55h 01m
The server-side organiser and recurring rally point: pushes the group to schedule a night, finish the game, and leave no Viking behind. Arrives with flametal gear, an interest in DPS, and an enthusiasm for making the mod setup everyone else’s problem only once.
Campaign signature: 23 recorded environmental deaths, theatrical “MURDER” and “POSON” reports, and a reliable conviction that the rest of the server are griefers.
Voj · the expedition planner
1,791 kills · 22 deaths · 62 sessions · 49h 54m
Maps swamps, coordinates boss nights, builds plains bases, traps lox, and asks the useful question—usually immediately followed by an unhelpful one. His game time is precious; that makes every session planning message feel urgent.
Campaign signature: four pet lox, recurring Mists-base disaster reports, and the one-chest coastal landing technique. His final maxim: “we gotta complete valheim before baby.”
LaNa · the closer
1,976 kills · 22 deaths · 39 sessions · 47h 50m · 4 boss kills
Combat-first and quietly clinical. “I only seek war” was a reasonable summary. She repeatedly asked for the boss statistics, then became the answer: Yagluth, The Queen, Fader, and the Frozen King all end in her record.
Campaign signature: 196 Goblins, a Deathsquito nemesis, and the final fight’s CrossbowGold_BloodLightning. The “LaNa is Linda” joke was never accepted by its target.
Damo · the machine
4,032 kills · 82 deaths · 50 sessions · 92h 38m
The volume player: most kills, most logged hours, longest single session at 7h 18m. Work and driving regularly competed with Valheim, but when he arrived the progression work moved. He proposed the mountain trip for obsidian and helped drive the group toward better gear.
Campaign signature: 368 Greydwarves, 24 environmental deaths, a concise “git gud,” and an entirely unnecessary post-credits Jotun Witch kill with bare hands.
Conan The Third · the commentator
184 kills · 0 recorded deaths · 80 sessions · 87h 29m
Author of the Viking Code, regular source of base-design heresy, askvin schemes, raft-to-the-north plans, and random Wikipedia links. He wants to level block skill, listens to podcasts and sews while waiting to play, and has a remarkable capacity to turn any score into banter.
Campaign signature: “Get good nerds,” a proposal to skip Moder, and a zero-death record that the Chief confirmed is a missing-client-logging artefact—not immortality.
Fzzfzz · the absent authority
No in-game character · infinite jurisdiction
Fzzfzz does not exist in-game and yet appears in the story as a boat name, banner authority, resident data investigator, and a seagull whose name people struggled to spell correctly. The group agreed only on the important part: Fzzfzz is she; everyone else is a clanker.
Campaign signature: the HMS Mavis, mock outrage, and a permanent ability to make any normal server conversation less normal.
